Goggles!

My first pair of goggles is semi complete. Bronzed eyepieces on black. (Plastic) I have the idea to try a fake leather finish on the black plastic, but if that doesn't work I can always pretend the shiny plastic is patent leather, right?

Anyhow, I have started work on the second pair of goggles which I am going to try to do in silver (aluminum) and bronze (bronze). The second pair is actually better for me anyway as they fit over my glasses which is helpful since then I can also see whilst wearing them. Yays for vision!

Update:
Picture maybe? Also look on Facebook to see me sporting them.


Late Update:
Also, yays for run-on sentences.

Little Bastards, an Update

Apparently the delicacy in my laundry basket was not my socks. It was one of my shirts. A shirt that was, till this time, in quite good condition. And one of my favorites, too. It is now fit only for use in religious services. Seeing as how holey it is. Little bastard fucks! Why couldn't they have eaten one of my black shirts. I have a surfeit of black shirts. Maybe they don't taste as good.

Little bastards.

Stop Pushing

See? I update! I update!

You know, sometimes. Like now! When somebody tells me that I have not done so recently enough. Of course, I have nothing much to say. Well, that's not exactly true. I have lots of things to say but I don't really feel that this is the time or place for confession.

So let me share with you a little problem I have. Ants. In my laundry. In the house I am in right now, the laundry area is right next to the front door. That seems very odd to me, but nobody asked my opinion so there you have it. So I had been leaving a laundry basket near the washer and tossing dirty clothes in there for a while. It seemed preferable to having them all over the floor. But the other day I happened to notice (I never use the front door) a line of ants snaking (along the grout lines) from the door to the laundry basket. And lo and behold but the laundry is covered with freaking ants. Especially my socks. Why do they like my socks so damn much?

They're not even particularly nice socks. Just white crew lengths that I'm sure I bought at Wal-Mart back when going to that hell hole was convenient. I'm quite sure my floor is not a sterile environment. There is surely a crumb or two that the broom has missed. (I never sweep under the couches.) So why the pilgrimage to my socks? I do not understand.

And I have to admit that there is a (small) part of me that would like to let things remain as they are to see if they would eventually devour my socks completely. Or maybe everything but the lycra. The other, smarter, part of me is determined to find the source of the ants and pour poison all the fuck over it.

Eyeglass Loupes

That's what they are called. Also, this costuming thing is going to be expensive. Relatively so, at least. It looks like I will be spending on pants, shirt, and vest (1 each) what I normally spend all year on clothes. (Un)surprisingly, the thrift stores near me do not have a large selection of Victorian era clothing.

So, I have welders goggles on the way. I suppose I should go ahead and order the shirt/pants/vest so that I have a chance of getting them before Halloween. But I am not usually one to spend money like this, so I have been dithering and procrastinating rather than placing the order.

Gah!

Character

I have decided (for about the, oh, 8th time) that I am going to wear a costume to next years DragonCon. However, unlike every other year when I have made this decision I have actually done something about it. (I'm as surprised as you are. I'll try not to let this go to my head.)

To the end of creating an ultra-cool Steam-punk costume for next year I have ordered...wait for it...welders goggles! Not to actually do any welding, of course. But as requisite Steam-punk wear. (OK, inside joke with Kr4ster...) Anyhow, I have not been able to find any of the much cooler lenses that some people sported at the con, so goggles it will be until then.

And modding the goggles will give me some practice in making things look steamy anyhow. So it will be helpful for the rest of the costume. Next step, vest, pants, shirt, pocket-watch! Pocket-watch? To the consignment stores to see what I can find! (Because ordering that stuff online is seriously expensive. I checked.)

Caaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnn!

Because I didn't want the title of the post to be Cooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnn. Because then people would read it with the 'oo' sound rather than the 'ah' sound. Stupid english language.

So. Back from Dragoncon. It was great. I had a great time even though I did not get drunk at all the entire weekend. Some great panels. Some great ideas. Got to see James Randi live in person. (He _is_ quite short.) Took loads of pictures. Friend me on Facebook if you want to see some of them. Send me a message if you want to see all of them. Oh yeah.